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Fri, Jun. 22nd, 2007, 11:11 pm
I Call Shananigans!

So I went to the dentist a few days ago to get my teeth cleaned. You know how everytime you go to the dentist they give you "goodies"? (toothbrush, dental floss, ect.) Well this morning I got up (yes, amazing i know, but it was actually morning) and I'm grabbing my toothbrush, putting toothpaste on it when it occurs to me that the dentist gave me a new toothbrush. And at first I'm like saweet!! So then I go to get this new toothbrush out of the bag the dentist gave me, I pull it out, and this toothbrush is totally teh weak sauce! My older toothbrush is a million times better.

Then I was thinking about how ironic it is that a toothbrush you get from Wal-Mart is 10 trillion times better than a toothbrush your dentist gives you. Aren't they supposed to be pro dental health? They just want to give you a crappy ass toothbrush so you'll get cavaties and they get more money.

So these ads on TV for toothbrushes that dentists "reccomend" I'm totally not getting cause they must suck ass like the toothbrushes they give you.

Stupid dentists and their evil schemes to torture you further and make money off of it.

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